POOP: PARTY OF OPPORTUNISTIC POLITICIANS – Living Retired #141
I’m Gary Chalk and I approve this political message.
Do you know the difference between Canadian and American election campaigns?
The American presidential campaign drags on for more than a year! To be fair the candidates develop important policy papers on economic and healthcare reform– while flying in their campaign plane watching Bubble Guppies on Nickelodeon.
Canadians elect our Prime Minister in only 2 months! We don’t bother with education and healthcare reform. We have to get the voting over so we can travel to Florida to lineup for ‘Early Bird All-You-Can-Eat’ dinner buffets.
I’m convinced that Canadians can learn a thing or two about electing our politicians by watching the current American election campaign.
Let’s start with Wolf Blitzer. When does this guy sleep? He’s on CNN more than the Kardashians are on Twitter!
As fas as I can determine CNN has three types of news stories…
1. ‘BREAKING NEWS.’
2. ‘DEVELOPING STORY’ and,
3. ‘STORY YOU DON’T WANT TO TURN YOUR TELEVISION OFF BECAUSE IT MAY BE BECOME BREAKING NEWS THAT LEADS TO A DEVELOPING STORY.
Here is how it works….
‘BREAKING NEWS’ is when Donald Trump makes one of his innocuous comments to add some substance to … Read the rest here
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