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Living Retired — ‘In It To Win It!’

Living Retired — ‘In It To Win It!’

Living Retired — ‘In It To Win It!’

By Gary Chalk

This may sound like something Yogi Berra would say but here goes: the best place to start is at the beginning…

One morning last week Jan came running into our bedroom. “Gary, I could hear you making a lot of loud groans from over in my office. I was afraid what I would see.”

What Jan saw made her eyes grow wide open. I was laying flat on my back on the mattress. I had my stomach sucked in and held my breath so long that my face was beet red.

“Okay Gary, please tell me why your pants are down at your knees. And why are you flailing around like Joe Cocker singing ‘Get By With A Little Help From My Friends?’”

“Dear, I am trying to put on my blue jeans. They are really tight. The dryer must have shrunk them.”

Still on my back, and using both hands, I writhed on top the bed to get the zipper done up. Whew!

The blue jeans were so tight I couldn’t even get up off the bed. I had to roll over and fall onto the floor. The … Read the rest here

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